Girl #1: So I remembered to raise my eyebrows in the picture… Hey, want to see? (pulls out driver’s license).
Girl #2: I just leave mine in the car.
Girl #1: Your eyebrows?
–Hartford, Wisconsin
Overheard by: Eating icecream at the time
Girl #1: So I remembered to raise my eyebrows in the picture… Hey, want to see? (pulls out driver’s license).
Girl #2: I just leave mine in the car.
Girl #1: Your eyebrows?
–Hartford, Wisconsin
Overheard by: Eating icecream at the time
Girl #1 (as girl #2 drops towel around her waist): Showin’ off the goods?
Girl #2: I don’t need your sass mouth.
–Manhattan Beach, California
Teen girl #1: Yeah, he would be cute if he had better teeth.
Teen girl #2: Or a smaller nose.
Teen girl #3: He’d be cute if he was completely different.
–Myrtle Beach, South Carolina
Queer to boyfriend: You’d look so hot with a peg leg!
Fire Island Boulevard, Fire Island, New York
Overheard by: Bryan
Petite and topless blonde: When I get my boobs done, I’m gonna like… Walk around school with my tits out all the time.
–South Beach, Miami, Florida
Overheard by: mar
Aristocrat: Muscles are trashy.
–Nantucket, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Spencer
Tourist guy #1: I never thought you’d look good in Bermuda shorts.
Tourist guy #2: Right.
Tourist guy #1: But you do! You really do!
–Broadsands, South Devon, United Kingdom
Woman: I really hate diets. I mean, I guess I could start smoking. But isn’t that bad for your lungs or something?
–Santa Barbara, California
Overheard by: something like that
Teen boy: Fucking faggots!
Queer: How can he tell I’m gay?
Lesbo: How can he tell I’m a lesbian? What, do we exude a flamboyantly‐homosexual aura or something? Fuck, we’re cuddling with a member of the opposite gender, and people still know we’re gay! Damn, it’s like P.E. class all over again.
–Delta, British Columbia, Canadia
Drunk mother #1: I met him at a bar. He looked like George Clooney… But we’ll see.
Drunk mother #2: Wait, aren’t you dating someone?
Drunk mother #1: Not anymore. He just doesn’t know it yet.
–Daytona Beach, Florida
