For Chubby Girls, Love Is a Battlefield

[Guy on Harley drives by with Pat Benatar’s “Love Is a Battlefield” blasting.]Chubby girl #1: What the hell?
Chubby girl #2: That was the most amazing thing I’ve ever seen.

–Bookfair, St. Petersburg, Florida

Overheard by: Jamie

Posted on January 18, 2025
Compare and contrast, Feelings, Florida, Friends, Girls, Sensory Experiences, Weirdness

A Threesome With Both Parents Gets You an 11

Blonde teen: On a scale from 1 to 10, how slutty am I?
Brunette teen: 10.
Blonde teen: What? Oh my god, you bitch!
Brunette: You tried to hook up with my father.
Blonde: Oh, yeah…

–Hilton Head, South Carolina

Overheard by: Erin

Posted on January 16, 2025
Compare and contrast, Family, Insults, Questions, Sex, South Carolina, Teens, Weirdness

But If That's One Of the PTA Requirements…

Overweight mother: I don't want to be a gladiator!

–Ocean City, Maryland

Posted on January 10, 2025
Fat people, Jobs & careers, Maryland, Moms, Weirdness, Wishes

…Um, for the Dogs, I Mean

Guy, looking at girlfriend's dog sniffing another dog: Dog breeding is awesome!

–Newport Pier, Newport Beach, California

Posted on January 6, 2025
Animals, California, Guys, Sex, Weirdness

John Merrick Works Out Obsessively

Girl #1: Look at that guy's head. It's so weirdly shaped.
Girl #2: Why does it do that at the back? Like, what's with the way it folds at the back?
Girl #1: Oooh, he has some nicely shaped biceps, though! Wow!
Girl #2: Yeah, he makes it obvious by putting his arms up like that to distract from his head.
Girl #1: He's totally doing that.
Girl #2: He's sitting there going, “hey ladies, don't look at my oddly shaped head. Look at my nicely shaped biceps instead.” (pause) Hey, that rhymed.

–Long Beach, California

Overheard by: Rachel