Insults

Woman to girl: These girls are acting like such dogs!
Girl to woman: Well then, meeeeeaoww, bitch!

–Revere Beach, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Sheena Quintyne

Loud girl to friend: Man, people is stupid!
Friend: I know, right!

–Virginia Beach, Virginia

Man outside single bathroom door: Wolf breath, what are you doing in there?
Woman, from inside bathroom: What the fuck do you think I'm doing in here? What the fuck do you do in the bathroom?
Man outside bathroom: Don't ask questions you don't want the answers to.

–Coney Island, New York

Overheard by: Lisa Mavinelli

(after a person in a full Elmo suit was chased down the beach)
Guy #1: Elmo was a lady!
Guy #2: Elmo is a bitch.

–Coney Island, New York

Little boy from Georgia: My mom says y’all are Yankees.
Little boy from Connecticut: Uh-uh, not me. I’m a Red Sox.

–Pawley’s Island, South Carolina

Overheard by: Big girl from Connecticut

Little boy from Georgia: My mom says y’all are Yankees.
Little boy from Connecticut: Uh-uh, not me. I’m a Red Sox.

–Pawley’s Island, South Carolina

Overheard by: Big girl from Connecticut

Girl shouting to friends: Goldilocks! Stop sleeping in everyone's bed, you whore!

–Tampa, Florida

Girl #1: And that’s when I realized that bisexual and aphrodite are the same thing!
Girl #2: You mean hermaphrodite?
Girl #1: Yeah!
Girl #2: You’re an idiot.

–Long Beach, New York

Mother to crying six-year-old: No, honey, she didn’t mean it like that. ‘Nonsense’ is not a bad word.

–Compo Beach, Connecticut

Overheard by: trying not to laugh

Girl, as brother attempts to bury her in the sand: Why am I the one who gets to be buried?!
Boy: Cause no one wants to see you. Now lie down!

–Balm Beach, Ontario, Canada