On the phone

Girl on cell: Mom, I can't talk right now, I'm in the library. (pause) Yes. (pause) No, I can't talk, I'm studying.

–Blemar Beach, New Jersey

Guy on cell: It's not gay if you use tweezers.

–Tampa, Florida

Girl on cell: Sometimes I just wanna beat you. Like, with my hand… Not my fist.

–Tampa, Florida

Overheard by: SB

Guy on cell: When the freeway ends, turn left…Yes, the freeway ends….Because the continent ends, dipshit.

–Hermosa Beach, California

Blonde girl on cell: That's not fair! Just because I want to actively pursue a sexual relationship with my thesis advisor does not mean you can call me a whore! (long pause) My boyfriend says he doesn't care.

–Los Angeles, California

Guy on cell: Did you just say you killed somebody?!

–Waikiki, Hawaii

Overheard by: gavin

Young woman on cell: Okay, well, I’m leaving before he sees the blood.

–Minnetonka Beach, Minnesota

Overheard by: buddy

Lady on cell: And sushi (points at her chihuahua) stops to look for you, but I tell her you're at work and she laughs.

–Tamarama Beach, Australia

Overheard by: GGary

Excited teenage girl on cell: Dude, that’s so beat!

–Huntington Beach, California

Overheard by: Tim

Unshaven surfer on cell: No, no, no! Do you want me to bring Schnitzel?

–Bondi Beach, Australia