Cyclist to her friend: I’ve had trouble sleeping ever since I got zapped by lightning.

–Monterey, California

Overheard by: RhiannonStone

Cyclist to her friend: I’ve had trouble sleeping ever since I got zapped by lightning.

–Monterey, California

Overheard by: RhiannonStone

Girl #1: So, I want to move somewhere cool and foreign.
Girl #2: Yeah, that would be great. Where?
Girl #1: I dunno, somewhere like San Francisco or Australia.
Girl #2: That would be so cool.

–Mission Bay, San Diego, California

Beach guy #1: We need to find some slutty girls tonight.
Beach guy #2: Yeah, sluts are great for hangovers.

–Waikiki Beach, Hawaii

Overheard by: Jellyfish Jaq

Clearly stoned: Oh my god the waves are so big you can barely see them!!

–Clearwater Beach, Fl

Overheard by: palmface

Teen girl: My ribs are so big!
Mom: You can blame your father for that.
Dad: Your ribs are fine.
Teen girl: They look like a second set of boobs!
Dad: They look fine.
Mom: You know, you can get surgery to have some of them removed.

–Belmar, New Jersey

Girl: Hm. Which way should we sit? Where’s the sun?
Guy: Yeah. See, that’s what’s wrong with East Coast beaches. The sun ends up, like, behind you.

–Rehoboth Beach, Delaware

Overheard by: kev

Teen girl #1: Was he gay?
Teen girl #2: No, he was Mexican.

–Lavallette, New Jersey

Man, carrying two hands full of knives: Knives for sale! Knives for sale! 100 dollars! Getting tired of your brother, your cousin, your mother-in-law? Knives for sale! You feeling suicidal? Knives! Knives for sale! 100 dollars!

–Montego Bay, Jamaica

Overheard by: Elle

Daughter, to mom: So how do you know when to just lay there and when to beat them off?

–Ocean Beach, San Diego, California