Questions

Little girl, pointing to man in Speedo: Mom, what’s that?
Mother: That’s his swimsuit.
Little girl: No, what’s in his swimsuit?

–Rehoboth Beach, Delaware

Young dude with skateboard: Yeah, so I love it out here so far. This is my first year here, I just moved from New Hampshire.
Middle aged lady in short gym shorts: Oh, that’s nice… Is that in Maine?
Dude: Uh… Well, it’s by Maine…(motioning) Here’s New Hampshire, here’s Maine.
Lady: Oh, so New Hampshire’s a state on its own? Oh my gosh, I feel like I should know that!

–Long Beach, California

Overheard by: Vanessa

Guy: Um, do you know where the water is?
Lady: Cold.

–Rockaway Beach, New York

Little boy to friend: Ryan, do you want this hermit crab to pinch your nipples now or later?

–Ocean City, New Jersey

Overheard by: MsKrabs

Tourist: What time is high tide today?
Lifeguard: I think it’s around 6:30.
Tourist: Why don’t you just have it at the same time every day?

–Virginia Beach, Virginia

Girl #1 (as girl #2 drops towel around her waist): Showin’ off the goods?
Girl #2: I don’t need your sass mouth.

–Manhattan Beach, California

Kid, looking out at the Atlantic ocean: Is that the ocean?
Dad: I think it’s one of the great lakes.

–Boardwalk, Atlantic City, New Jersey

Dude on cell: So, how did that thing with the executioner go?

–Cape Cod, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Russ

Dude on cell: So, how did that thing with the executioner go?

–Cape Cod, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Russ

Male boater to girl that always gets yelled at by the boss: So, are you thinking of doing this job again next summer?
Girl: Not if it means working for Rich. He’s left a bad taste in my mouth.

–Lake George, New York