Massachusetts

Large gay man on bike, calling back to others: Come on, guys! We’re going to miss the Origami!

–Provincetown, Cape Cod, Massachusetts

Overheard by: mj

Dude on cell: So, how did that thing with the executioner go?

–Cape Cod, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Russ

Dude on cell: So, how did that thing with the executioner go?

–Cape Cod, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Russ

Aristocrat: Muscles are trashy.

–Nantucket, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Spencer

Teen on phone: Yeah, I’m just getting some breakfast. [To bartender] Can I get a beer?

–Pub, Cape Cod, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Islandhopper

Son: These are pretty good.
Dad: Yeah, they’re not bad if you soak them in your mouth like sausage.

–Nauset Light Beach, Cape Cod, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Rebecca Anna Smith

Nagging mother to adult daughter, after sniping at her all afternoon: Your best attribute used to be your personality. But with the life you lead, now it’s dead.
Adult daughter’s husband, without looking up from newspaper: It’s not dead, it’s just asleep.

–Maguire’s Landing, Cape Cod, Massachusetts

Overheard by: oysterwoman

Meathead #1: I was so wasted last night.
Meathead #2: Yeah?
Meathead #1: My girlfriend showed me pictures of me making out with a dude.
Meathead #2: Yeah, I think that was me. 

–Revere Beach, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Tom

20‐something guy to deck hand, pointing to stairs: Do these stairs go down?

–Boat, Boston Harbor

Overheard by: Deck Hand

Lady #1: They could have been Koreans.
Lady #2: But they count, don’t they?

–Cape Cod Beach, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Nancy and Andrea