Large gay man on bike, calling back to others: Come on, guys! We’re going to miss the Origami!
–Provincetown, Cape Cod, Massachusetts
Overheard by: mj
Large gay man on bike, calling back to others: Come on, guys! We’re going to miss the Origami!
–Provincetown, Cape Cod, Massachusetts
Overheard by: mj
Dude on cell: So, how did that thing with the executioner go?
–Cape Cod, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Russ
Dude on cell: So, how did that thing with the executioner go?
–Cape Cod, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Russ
Aristocrat: Muscles are trashy.
–Nantucket, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Spencer
Teen on phone: Yeah, I’m just getting some breakfast. [To bartender] Can I get a beer?
–Pub, Cape Cod, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Islandhopper
Son: These are pretty good.
Dad: Yeah, they’re not bad if you soak them in your mouth like sausage.
–Nauset Light Beach, Cape Cod, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Rebecca Anna Smith
Nagging mother to adult daughter, after sniping at her all afternoon: Your best attribute used to be your personality. But with the life you lead, now it’s dead.
Adult daughter’s husband, without looking up from newspaper: It’s not dead, it’s just asleep.
–Maguire’s Landing, Cape Cod, Massachusetts
Overheard by: oysterwoman
Meathead #1: I was so wasted last night.
Meathead #2: Yeah?
Meathead #1: My girlfriend showed me pictures of me making out with a dude.
Meathead #2: Yeah, I think that was me.
–Revere Beach, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Tom
20‐something guy to deck hand, pointing to stairs: Do these stairs go down?
–Boat, Boston Harbor
Overheard by: Deck Hand
Lady #1: They could have been Koreans.
Lady #2: But they count, don’t they?
–Cape Cod Beach, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Nancy and Andrea
