Fat people

Beach-goer: Belly rings and stretch marks really don’t go together.

–Redondo Beach, California

Overheard by: Everybody’s Ex-Wife

Chubby guy to sister: Sand is rocks that disintegrated over time because of volcanoes.

–The Dunes, Michigan

Ugly overweight girl in unflattering bikini: Guys don't like you anymore after you've had sex with them.

–Belmar Beach, New Jersey

Overweight woman chasing squirrley eight-year-old on the beach: Get over…boy! You get…boy! Boy! You lucky I can't run fast in this sand!

–Beach Boardwalk, Santa Cruz, California

Overheard by: Go Kid Go!

Large gay man on bike, calling back to others: Come on, guys! We're going to miss the Origami!

–Provincetown, Cape Cod, Massachusetts

Overheard by: mj

Fat lady screaming: Taneesha! Homegirl, get yo’ ass in here and see this! There be more sand up in my vah-jay-jay than the Saharia desert!

–Dressing room, Montego Bay, Jamaica

Overheard by: Erin

Big Brooklyn dude #1: I really wanna see The Devil Wears Prada. I heard it’s the funniest movie ever.
Big Brooklyn dude #2: Yeah, man, but I really wanna read the book first.
Big Brooklyn dude #1: Yeah, yeah! It’s not just for chicks, man!
Big Brooklyn dude #2: It’s not just for chicks.

–Rockaway Beach, New York

Really loud fat lady: Fat old guys drive nice cars to get with the young pretty girls.

–Public parking lot, Seaside, Oregon

Overheard by: Drewlicious

Fat tourist lady: So then he yelled “I'm going to poop on your chest, you'll see!”

–South Beach, Florida

Overheard by: Captain K

Woman to friend: Look at that woman. She so fat, we should call Greenpeace to roll her back in the ocean.
Little girl passing by fat woman: My mommy says Greenpeace should roll you back into the ocean!

–Zandvoort, Netherlands

Overheard by: Linda