Cyclist to her friend: I’ve had trouble sleeping ever since I got zapped by lightning.
–Monterey, California
Overheard by: RhiannonStone
Cyclist to her friend: I’ve had trouble sleeping ever since I got zapped by lightning.
–Monterey, California
Overheard by: RhiannonStone
Cyclist to her friend: I’ve had trouble sleeping ever since I got zapped by lightning.
–Monterey, California
Overheard by: RhiannonStone
Chick #1: Why didn’t you kiss me at the pool?!
Chick #2: Because I don’t want to have an open relationship with you!
–Myrtle Beach, South Carolina
Inner city youth on kayak #1: You're paddling like a nigga.
Inner city youth on kayak #2: Shut up, you're black too!
–Catalina Island, California
Overheard by: DanO
Seven-year-old: Dude, your sister needs hotter friends.
Friend: Well, there's the blond one.
Seven-year-old: What's her name?
Friend: I forget.
Seven-year-old: Dude! If they're hot, you remember their names!
–Ocean Beach, New Jersey
Girl to friend: Can I have some of your penis jelly?
–Ft. Lauderdale, Florida
American girl, looking at girl with shaved head: Oh my God, I feel soo bad for her.
American friend #1: ‘Cause she has cancer?
American friend #2: Or she’s a dyke.
American girl: Either way, it sucks!
–Herzliya Beach, Herzliya, Israel
Teenage girl to friend: Ew! You just slapped your condensation on me!
–Block Island, Rhode Island
Overheard by: diorette
Teenage girl to friend: Ew! You just slapped your condensation on me!
–Block Island, Rhode Island
Overheard by: diorette
