Weirdness

Large gay man on bike, calling back to others: Come on, guys! We're going to miss the Origami!

–Provincetown, Cape Cod, Massachusetts

Overheard by: mj

Drunk teen guy: If I had a vag, I'd totally stick drugs and shit up there!

–Lavalette, New Jersey

Overheard by: I have one, but I don't

Queer to boyfriend: You’d look so hot with a peg leg!

Fire Island Boulevard, Fire Island, New York

Overheard by: Bryan

Beach guy #1: Hurry up!
Beach guy #2: Fellas, what's the rush? The beach only starts at two!

–Cape Town, South Africa

Redhead: Holy shit! A penis!
Blonde: What?

–Boardwalk, Ocean City, Maryland

Overheard by: Boots

Petite and topless blonde: When I get my boobs done, I'm gonna like… Walk around school with my tits out all the time.

–South Beach, Miami, Florida

Overheard by: mar

Beefy guy to group of beefy friends: Pomegranate and Red Bull? That's heaven in a cup!

–South Beach, Miami

Dumb meatheads to dumb girls: So we’ve got triscuits and flavor-blasted goldfish back at our condo if you want to come with us.

–Siesta Beach, Florida

Girl under umbrella: She said her two life goals are to grow a third arm and trip a cripple.
Mom (to friend): She’s a theater kid.
Friend: But still, I don’t see any reason to hurt a disabled person.

–Sea Isle City, New Jersey

Overheard by: Mary

Drunk guy #1: You keep condoms and stamps in your wallet?
Drunk guy #2: Yeah.
Drunk guy #1: So what are you gonna do, bang her and send her a thank you note?

–Ft. Lauderdale, Florida

Overheard by: Well, it WOULD be a nice gesture…