Weirdness

My Love for Him Burns Long and Strong

Man to friends: He's a pyromaniac from way back.

–Sea Isle City, New Jersey

Overheard by: Bonnie

Wait, I Just Saw You Buy a Lemonade With a 10… Bend Over

Clothed guy: Hey, got any change?
Nude guy, waving his hands in the air: I got no pockets!

–Wreck Beach, British Columbia, Canadia

Who Says Science Can't Be Fun?

Little girl voice: Get a flame thrower! (a few minutes later) Firegirl gets iced!

–Oceanside, California

Overheard by: What goes on in my neighborhood?

Is Your Name Damien, by Any Chance?

Eight-year-old girl: Evil! The water is evil!
Older brother: Yippie ki yay!

–Mexico Beach, Florida

Overheard by: LULU

…And I'd Like to Do It with Dignity.

Fat blubbery man to wife: C'mon already! Let's go in the water–I gotta take a piss!

–Caribbean

Overheard by: Grossed Out

Yeaahhh, Definitely Six Days

Grandma: So aren't you coming to visit me in 3 weeks.
Granddaughter: No, like 2 weeks and 6 days.

–Fort Lauderdale, Florida

In the Kingdom Of the Pantless, the One-Thonged Man Is King

Seven-year-old girl to friend: Kyle says he's going to go through all the girls' bags and steal their undies.

–Outdoor Swimming Pool, Victoria, Australia

Overheard by: Mr. E

And Lived Happily Ever After

20-something college guy: So he was getting the anal beads pulled out, coming at the same time, and he shat all over this girl’s couch.
20-something college girl: Well then what did he do?
20-something college guy: I dunno, he probably wiped his ass and left…

–Casino Beach, Pensacola, Florida

The Black Hole Of Calcutta Eventually Stumped Him

Guy selling belly and tongue rings: If you got the hole, we got the thing for it!

–Coney Island, New York

And Let's Not Even Talk About Where They're Putting It!

Little kid, running in tears: I'm in the twilight zone! Adults are playing with sand!

–Coney Island Beach, Brooklyn, New York

Overheard by: ksenka

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