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Story Of My Life, Ma'am.

Elderly woman wearing metal curlers, on cell: So I was masturbating to Human Centipede the other day, and it occurred to me I haven't gone to mass in like, forever!

–Tampa, Florida

  • Posted on December 15, 2022
  • Florida, Ladies, Masturbating, Movies, On the phone, Religion, Weirdness
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