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Great White Ones!

Little black kid: Why can't we go in the pool?
Friend: What pool? That ain't no pool, nigga, it's got sharks in it!

–Coney Island Boardwalk, New York

  • Posted on December 20, 2022
  • Animals, Black people, Friends, Kids, New York, Questions, Swimming, Weirdness
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