The Perfect Complement to the Heroin Hut

40‐year‐old yuppie man: Yeah! I think a detox kiosk is a great idea!

–La Jolla, California

Overheard by: Confetti Bomb

16‐year‐old girl: Look, a rainbow!
16‐year‐old boy: Yeah… Do you know how rainbows are made?
16‐year‐old girl: Of course — when the sun hits the mountains–
16‐year‐old boy: –Okay, I’m gonna stop you there before you say something stupid.

–Reykjavík, Iceland

Overheard by: RoKKeRiNN

Kid, looking out at the Atlantic ocean: Is that the ocean?
Dad: I think it’s one of the great lakes.

–Boardwalk, Atlantic City, New Jersey

Dude on cell: So, how did that thing with the executioner go?

–Cape Cod, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Russ

Dude on cell: So, how did that thing with the executioner go?

–Cape Cod, Massachusetts

Overheard by: Russ

Woman on boardwalk: Yesterday was a bad day. A dead dog washed up on the shore.

–Virginia Beach, Virginia

Male boater to girl that always gets yelled at by the boss: So, are you thinking of doing this job again next summer?
Girl: Not if it means working for Rich. He’s left a bad taste in my mouth.

–Lake George, New York

Girl: Oh my god, the water is so cold! I think my vagina is numb.
Guy: I hate when that happens.

–Grand Haven, Michigan

Overheard by: Lisa

Kid #1: [Inaudible.]Kid #2: That’s the noise your mom made when I punched her in the eye with my dick.

–Beach restroom, Grand Haven, Michigan

Man in skirt to bald woman: Seriously… Marijuana‐fueled cars. It’d be great! Everyone would be high, and we’d have clean air!

–Avon, New Jersey

Overheard by: Tomatilla