40‐year‐old yuppie man: Yeah! I think a detox kiosk is a great idea!
–La Jolla, California
Overheard by: Confetti Bomb
- Posted on May 21, 2023
- Business, California, Default, Drugs, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Yuppies
16‐year‐old girl: Look, a rainbow!
16‐year‐old boy: Yeah… Do you know how rainbows are made?
16‐year‐old girl: Of course — when the sun hits the mountains–
16‐year‐old boy: –Okay, I’m gonna stop you there before you say something stupid.
–Reykjavík, Iceland
Overheard by: RoKKeRiNN
Kid, looking out at the Atlantic ocean: Is that the ocean?
Dad: I think it’s one of the great lakes.
–Boardwalk, Atlantic City, New Jersey
Dude on cell: So, how did that thing with the executioner go?
–Cape Cod, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Russ
- Posted on May 19, 2023
- Massachusetts, On the phone, Questions
Dude on cell: So, how did that thing with the executioner go?
–Cape Cod, Massachusetts
Overheard by: Russ
- Posted on May 19, 2023
- Massachusetts, On the phone, Questions
Woman on boardwalk: Yesterday was a bad day. A dead dog washed up on the shore.
–Virginia Beach, Virginia
Male boater to girl that always gets yelled at by the boss: So, are you thinking of doing this job again next summer?
Girl: Not if it means working for Rich. He’s left a bad taste in my mouth.
–Lake George, New York
- Posted on May 18, 2023
- Body parts, Girls, Guys, Jobs & careers, New York, Questions, Sensory Experiences
Girl: Oh my god, the water is so cold! I think my vagina is numb.
Guy: I hate when that happens.
–Grand Haven, Michigan
Overheard by: Lisa
Kid #1: [Inaudible.]Kid #2: That’s the noise your mom made when I punched her in the eye with my dick.
–Beach restroom, Grand Haven, Michigan
- Posted on May 17, 2023
- Insults, Michigan, Should’ve used a condom
Man in skirt to bald woman: Seriously… Marijuana‐fueled cars. It’d be great! Everyone would be high, and we’d have clean air!
–Avon, New Jersey
Overheard by: Tomatilla
- Posted on May 17, 2023
- Drugs, Idiots, New Jersey
