Dad, about bald passerby: That guy is really bald!
Daughter: Dad, you have more hair on your butt than your head.
–Ocean City, Maryland
Overheard by: Ryan
- Posted on
- Ass, Dads, Hair, Maryland, Should've used a condom
Elderly woman wearing metal curlers, on cell: So I was masturbating to Human Centipede the other day, and it occurred to me I haven't gone to mass in like, forever!
–Tampa, Florida
- Posted on
- Florida, Ladies, Masturbating, Movies, On the phone, Religion, Weirdness
American tourist, to black islander carving a sculpture from a log: You people are so talented!
–Straw Market, Nassau, Bahamas
Overheard by: Dumbfounded Tourist
- Posted on
- Central America, Compliments, Idiots, Race, Stupidity, Tourists, White people
Little girl: Mommy, what’s that red stuff in your bathing suit?
–Public bathroom, Hilton Head, South Carolina
Overheard by: Arya
- Posted on
- Health & Hygiene, Kids, Questions, South Carolina
Flight attendant: Welcome to Acapulco, where the local time is party time.
–Plane Landing in Acapulco, Mexico
19-year-old boy: I want to make a shirt that says “Keep Allah out of downtown New York” and wear it to Ground Zero.
–Jones Beach, New York
Overheard by: Couldn't Agree More
Woman, buying concert t-shirt: How do these run? Big? Small?
Salesman: Well, they run a little small so I usually get a bigger size.
Woman: No, no. I have just had liposuction all down my back so I want mine to be really tight.
–Biloxi, Mississippi
Overheard by: SusanPC
- Posted on
- Clothes, Fashion, Mississippi, Physical Appearance, Questions, Vendors, Women
a mom is comforting her son who hit his head.
Grandma: Don't worry, your grandfather used to get drunk and run into the wall. Then he would get angry and start punching it!
–A Beach in Utah
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