Male tourist speaking in German: Look at that guy's Speedo!
Female tourist speaking in German: Eeew. And his friend really needs to shave his back.
Male tourist speaking in German: I am so glad no one understands what we are saying.
Female tourist speaking in German: I know!
–South Beach, Florida
Overheard by: German-speaker
- Posted on
- Clothes, Fashion, Florida, Language Barrier, Physical Appearance, Tourists
Preppy guy #1: God, this place totally sucks.
Preppy guy #2: No, it’s fine. You just need to embrace your inner boat person.
Preppy guy #1: Jeffy, I think these are motor boat people.
–Myrtle Beach, South Carolina
- Posted on
- Preppies, Race, South Carolina
Grandma: So aren't you coming to visit me in 3 weeks.
Granddaughter: No, like 2 weeks and 6 days.
–Fort Lauderdale, Florida
Girl #1: Can you get promoted?
Girl #2: Well, right now I have like the highest position I can have, unless, like, I work my ass off and get promoted to another part of the company. But I'm just not that motivated. My goal is to just get married and not have to work.
Girl #1, laughing: Yeah, I think that's everyone's goal.
–Long Beach, Long Island, New York
Overheard by: Tara
- Posted on
- Compare and contrast, Girls, Jobs & careers, Marriage, New York, Questions
Girl: What’s the number for 411?
–Sag Main, Sagaponack, New York
Overheard by: Friend on the Beach
Bostonian #1: I was thinking I should try out for Saturday Night Live or somethin’.
Bostonian #2: Yeah, you should, Vin. You are funny!
Bostonian #1: Yeah, I know! I mean, who’s funnier than me? Except for, you know, comedians.
–South Beach, Martha’s Vineyard, Massachusetts
Overheard by: luna
Boy #1: So “home run” means “married with babies”?
Boy #2: Yeah, but I like Grand Slams the best.
–Penfield Beach, Connecticut
- Posted on
- Compare and contrast, Connecticut, Family, Kids, Questions, Words
Teenage girl: So I’ve decided not to be a slut anymore.
–Point Pleasant Beach, New Jersey
- Posted on
- Bimbettes, Compare and contrast, Default, Girls, New Jersey, Sex, Teens, Wishes
Boy: Man, I can't believe she's studying, on a Sunday! What a loser.
Girl's voice, yelling from inside house: I can still hear you…
–Gold Coast, Australia
