Betty Ford dropout: I hate it when you close your eyes and you feel the alcohol, but when you open them you don't.
–Ocean City, New Jersey
Overheard by: Danny
- Posted on December 1, 2023
- Body parts, Drinking, Girls, Gripes, New Jersey
Chick #1: Why does that hurt your arms but nowhere else?
Chick #2: I dunno. It just does. I have weak arms.
Chick #1: I think you have leukemia…Don’t laugh! Leukemia is a horrible disease!
–Hampton Beach, New Hampshire
- Posted on November 27, 2023
- Body parts, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Idiots, New Hampshire, Stupidity
(group of awkward band geeks on the beach)
Girl #1: Did Dave* and Tina* go back to the house again?
Girl #2: Yes, the whole prom weekend all they have been doing is sneaking off to be alone.
Girl #1: You know they’ve been having sex all the time, don’t you?
(boy next to girl #2 sits up)
Girl #2: If you do it too much it’s not fun anymore.
–Trenton Avenue, Sea Girt, New Jersey
Overheard by: Girt Girl
- Posted on November 27, 2023
- Compare and contrast, Girls, New Jersey, Questions, Sex
A group of pedestrians is almost run down by several cyclists.
Girl #1: Are we walking on the bike path?
Girl #2: Yeah.
Girl #1: God, I hate us.
–Lake Nokomis, Minneapolis, Minnesota
Overheard by: Aaron Johnson
Skinny white guy: I think I need to go sit in the shade for a while.
Skinny less-white guy: What?! If you are going to talk crazy, I need you to be drunk.
–Will Rogers Beach, Santa Monica, California
Overheard by: Panda
- Posted on November 25, 2023
- California, Drinking, Skinny people, Stupidity, Sunbathing, White people
Girl: They look so much bigger when you’re on your knees!… Um, I meant the waves.
–Loon Point, Summerland, California
Overheard by: likes big waves
- Posted on November 22, 2023
- Body parts, California, Default, Girls, Nature, Size, Words
20-something guy, imitating his girlfriend: Rub my back! Put your dick in me! Me, me, me!
–Santa Monica Beach, California
Overheard by: Diana
- Posted on November 21, 2023
- California, Guys, Penis, Sex, Weirdness
Girl to friend: You just took four Clonazepam. How are you not having a good time?
–Luna Park, Coney Island
- Posted on November 21, 2023
- Friends, Girls, Health & Hygiene, New York, Questions
Mother: Honey, do you want some cheddar cheese Pringles?
Kid: Sure.
Mother: See, they have zero grams trans fat. That’s really important now.
–Bradley Beach, Jersey Shore, New Jersey
- Posted on November 20, 2023
- Food, Kids, Moms, New Jersey
