Teen tourist girl #1: Why are all the Jersey boys guidos?
Teen tourist girl #2: I don’t know. I guess there’s a lot of Italians around here.
Teen tourist girl #1: Maybe the water in the ocean is from Italy.
–Seaside Heights, New Jersey
Overheard by: Glad I’m old..
- Posted on
- New Jersey, Stupidity, Teens, Tourists
Anorexic girl: I wish I had AIDS. I hear you lose a lot of weight that way.
–San Francisco, California
Overheard by: so not PC
- Posted on
- California, Default, Diet and Weight, Girls, Idiots, Skinny people, STDs, Wishes
Female Hamptons yuppie: Tequila goes straight to my crotch.
–The Hamptons, New York
Overheard by: Mike
- Posted on
- Body parts, Drinking, New York, Sensory Experiences, Yuppies
Jock: Don’t diabetics have to check their pH level?
–Long Beach, New York
60-something African-American beggar: Send a nice Jewish boy through college. Send a nice Jewish boy through college…
–Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: drsteve
- Posted on
- Black people, California, Homeless, Money, Race
Girl on cell: Don't be worried! Incest is totally in this season.
–Tampa, Florida
- Posted on
- Family, Florida, Girls, On the phone, Sex
Boyfriend to girlfriend: So, what do you want to do? You wanna go shopping or something?
Extremely feminine, sweet-looking girl: I just wanna go home and watch some fucking Dragonball Z.
–Myrtle Beach, South Carolina
- Posted on
- Couples, Shopping, South Carolina, TV, Wishes
Three-year-old girl, swaying her hips: Mommy, do I look like a teenager?
–Fire Island, New York
- Posted on
- Age and ageing, Kids, Moms, New York, Physical Appearance, Questions
Wobbly man on a cellphone: You tip too much! You tip too much! You need jesus!
–Long Beach, CA
Overheard by: Nidonemo
- Posted on
- Uncategorized
Small child to mother as they watch hermit crabs: Mommy, are these the same kind of crabs Daddy brought home before we left?
–Biloxi, Mississippi
Overheard by: Rick
- Posted on
- Family, Kids, Mississippi, Questions, STDs
