20-something girl #1: So are you gonna go out with him again?
20-something girl #2: No. He's a vegetarian.
20-something girl #1: Well, you can change that.
20-something girl #2: No, he does it for like, moral reasons.
20-something girl #1: Oh. Ugh, no. Forget that, then.
–Long Beach, Long Island, New York
Overheard by: Tara
Man to friend: So, I went on my knees. And then I went on my belly. And then I went on my knees again…it was hard!
–Mayan Riviera, Mexico
Overheard by: anna levi
- Posted on
- Body parts, Friends, Mexico, Weirdness
Girl: The sign for “Ped Xing” is way too vague. Lots of words begin with “ped-“. It could very well be a pedophile crossing.
–Santa Cruz, California
Overheard by: Kelly
- Posted on
- California, Compare and contrast, Girls, Gripes, Words
Girl: Ah! Julian's so bad at paying attention to me when we aren't having sex! Wait, did I say that out loud?
–Ocean City, Maryland
- Posted on
- Girls, Maryland, Questions, Relationships, Sex
Random guy to little boy: Hey, you have fun today?
Little boy: Yeah, sure, but I still haven't found those crabs.
–Hilo, Hawaii
Overheard by: Gwen
Frat boy #1: How did Steve squeeze past the crowd and order drinks so fast?
Frat boy #2: Oh, he takes yoga classes.
–South Beach bar, Miami, Florida
- Posted on
- Florida, Frat boys, Health & Hygiene
Ditzy college girl to friends, about seagulls on a dock: This might be stupid, but are those birds? They're so evenly spaced!
–Lewiston, New York
Overheard by: Lauren
Tourist to lifeguard: Excuse me. Excuse me! When do they release the dolphins?
–Rehoboth Beach, Delaware
Overheard by: Backnarootie
10-year-old boy: We're going to have a hundred babies together.
14-year-old girl: What do you think I am?
10-year-old boy: A pregnant machine.
–Tampa, Florida
- Posted on
- Florida, Health & Hygiene, Kids, Sex, Teens
