Blond woman, wrapping towel around her waist: I feel like my thighs are too fat to be at the beach.
Gay friend: Well, shit, now they look like they're in a sausage casing. Downgrade.
–Palmetto, Boca Raton, Florida
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- Awww, Gay, Body parts, Comebacks, Compare and contrast, Diet and Weight, Florida, Food, Friends, Physical Appearance, Women
Man with small child on his shoulders, rubbing his bald head: Rub harder! Make a wish!
–Bethany Beach, Delaware
Overheard by: Arlene M Franks
- Posted on
- Dads, Delaware, Kids, Sensory Experiences, Wishes
Girl: I would have stayed on longer, but my swimsuit was on one ankle!
–Madison Lake, Minnesota
- Posted on
- Bathing suits, Bimbettes, Minnesota
Druggie hipster #1 to friend out of earshot: Hey! Hey, you! Hey! Come here!
Druggie hipster #2: Ugh, what’s her name? Come here! Hey!
Black guy passerby: Hey, white bitch!
–Coney Island, New York
Overheard by: Audra
- Posted on
- Black people, Druggies, Names, New York
College student to friend: I watch less porn when I have a girlfriend…I don’t know why.
–Daytona Beach, Florida
Cute but plump white girl: For food, I like white meat.
–Key West
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Pale tourist: Hey, do you have the time?
Bronzed local child: Sure, mister! It’s 12:45.
Pale tourist: Is that Eastern Standard Time?
Bronzed local child, sarcastically: No. It’s local time in Pango-Pango.
–North Myrtle Beach, South Carolina
Overheard by: Geobaldi
Girl to boyfriend: I have to go to the bathroom.
Boyfriend: Okay, but just don't let anyone hit on you there.
–St. Simon's Island, Georgia
Overheard by: Layla
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- Couples, Georgia, Stupidity, Three is company