Teen boy to friend: Don’t trust women — they have vaginas. It’s where they keep all their secrets and lies!
–Coney Island, New York
Southern blonde to older, female family members: Aaaah, there's a bee in my titties!
(commotion ensues)
Sketchy guy, loudly: I'll look for it if you want.
–San Juan Beach, Puerto Rico
- Posted on
- Animals, Central America, Family, Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, Rack
Mother to five-year-old: I don't want to hear your shit!
–Seaside Heights, New Jersey
Overheard by: Luminesce
- Posted on
- Feelings, Insults, Moms, New Jersey, Violence
Waiter to customer: Sir, you just missed her. She looks hotter. She just got a transplant.
–South Padre Island, Texas
- Posted on
- Compliments, Customers, Default, Guys, Health & Hygiene, Physical Appearance, Strangers, Texas
Elderly lady: Come now, y’all! Key West is gonna be loads of fun! They gots the Ripley’s and Cuban people!
–Lido deck, The Carnival Glory, Key West
Overheard by: y’all need an icepack on dat thang?
- Posted on
- Compliments, Florida, Geography, Ladies, Offers and requests, Old folks
Young kid: Awww look, you were right. Now I don’t get to punch you.
–Vero Beach, Florida
- Posted on
- Florida, Gripes, Should've used a condom, Violence
Fat blubbery man to wife: C'mon already! Let's go in the water–I gotta take a piss!
–Caribbean
Overheard by: Grossed Out
Male tourist speaking in German: Look at that guy's Speedo!
Female tourist speaking in German: Eeew. And his friend really needs to shave his back.
Male tourist speaking in German: I am so glad no one understands what we are saying.
Female tourist speaking in German: I know!
–South Beach, Florida
Overheard by: German-speaker
- Posted on
- Clothes, Fashion, Florida, Language Barrier, Physical Appearance, Tourists
Preppy guy #1: God, this place totally sucks.
Preppy guy #2: No, it’s fine. You just need to embrace your inner boat person.
Preppy guy #1: Jeffy, I think these are motor boat people.
–Myrtle Beach, South Carolina
- Posted on
- Preppies, Race, South Carolina
