Shoulda Trimmed the Beard

Guy: Does my face smell like vagina?
Girl: I doubt it [sniffs his face]. Well, maybe a little.

–Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Posted on July 8, 2026
Default, Girls, Guys, North Carolina, Questions, Sensory Experiences, Vagina

It's Important to Do Things as a Family

Middle-aged man #1: They smoke crack and worship Satan.
Middle-aged man #2: Good.

–Hampton Beach, New Hampshire

Overheard by: Bunny

Posted on July 7, 2026
Compliments, Drugs, Guys, New Hampshire, Religion

And Then She Loses Jewelry!

Girl to friend: Oh my god, the Titanic was so sad. Her true love is poor, and then he dies.

–Crane Beach, Massachusetts

Posted on July 7, 2026
Bimbettes, Massachusetts, Movies

And Then She Loses Jewelry!

Girl to friend: Oh my god, the Titanic was so sad. Her true love is poor, and then he dies.

–Crane Beach, Massachusetts

Posted on July 6, 2026
Bimbettes, Massachusetts, Movies

I Blame All the Retirees Who Move Here

Driver, turning off radio and looking back: You know you live in a shitty neighborhood when you can't tell if the sirens are coming from outside or your gangster rap cd.

–Sulphur Springs, Tampa, Florida

Overheard by: Killsborough

Posted on July 6, 2026
Arts, Florida, Geography, Gripes, Guys, Music

I'm Working My Way Up to an Entire Udder

Young mother #1: I am just so pissed that I have to wait until Wednesday to find out if I’m pregnant or not. I really want to go out drinking tonight.
Young mother #2: So? I never let that hold me back.
Young mother #1: Yeah, that’s gotta be why little Eric* has a third nipple.

–Sachuest Beach, Newport, Rhode Island

Overheard by: Rebecca