Every Family Has Its Secret Shame

Seven-year-old, loudly: What do you mean nana doesn't vote Democrat?!

–Cape May, New Jersey

Overheard by: The RJP

Posted on June 26, 2026
Kids, New Jersey, Politics, Questions

Don't Forget to Ask Dad If He Wants a Turn Riding It

Little girl #1: Britney*, what are you doing?
Little girl #2: Building sand boobies.
Little girl #1: You know, you can turn the boobies into testicles and we can make a giant sand penis.
Little girl #2: Okay, cool.

–Biloxi, Mississippi

Overheard by: Lori Lou Who

Posted on June 25, 2026
Body parts, Default, Girls, Kids, Mississippi, Offers and requests, Questions

Predator UAV Designers: 'Eeeexcellent!'

Fat guy: Oh boy, that plane looks just like a seagull. You’d never see it coming! Oh wait, that is a seagull.

–Air show, Lake Michigan

Overheard by: Steve W

Posted on June 25, 2026
Animals, Default, Fat people, Guys, Idiots, Michigan, Stupidity

I'm More Interested in His Daughters

Homeless man, frolicking in large waves: Do it again, Poseidon!!

–Ocean Beach, San Diego, California

Overheard by: Daryl

Posted on June 24, 2026
California, History, Homeless, Offers and requests, Weirdness

No, Dude! You Tell Her You Have a Permanent Banana She Can Have for Free!

Banana vendor: Bananas… Bananas… Two for a dollar! Bananas…
Topless girl in string bikini bottom: But I just need one…
Banana vendor: Why don’t you eat the other one?

–South Korea

Posted on June 24, 2026
Advice, Asia, Food, Strangers

… And They Drank Too Much of It

Teen tourist girl #1: Why are all the Jersey boys guidos?
Teen tourist girl #2: I don’t know. I guess there’s a lot of Italians around here.
Teen tourist girl #1: Maybe the water in the ocean is from Italy.

–Seaside Heights, New Jersey

Overheard by: Glad I’m old..