Thug to thugette: Who's that character in The Little Mermaid called? You know, that little crab nigga?
–Norfolk, Virginia
- Posted on November 2, 2023
- Uncategorized
Girl #1: It tastes like soap!
Girl #2: Yeah, but not unpleasantly so.
–Adelaide, Australia
- Posted on November 1, 2023
- Australia, Food, Girls, Gripes, Sensory Experiences
Ditz #1: I would love to be a Buddhist.
Ditz #2: Yeah, it’s really spiritual.
Ditz #1: Yeah, all the meditating and stuff…
Ditz #2: Yeah…
Ditz #1: … But not a full Buddhist — that would be boring.
Ditz #2: Yeah, just do it for the yoga and stuff.
–Jetty Road, Glenelg, Australia
Bimbette #1: I’m so bored.
Bimbette #2: Me, too.
Bimbette #1: I would eat my own hand just for some fun.
–North Sea, Holland
- Posted on October 31, 2023
- Bimbettes, Body parts, Europe
20-something girl #1: So everyone thinks that Nate gave Aric that hickey last night when they were joking around in the kitchen, and Brandon is kinda mad now, he already told Nate not to give other boys hickeys anymore.
20-something girl #2: Oh, poor Brandon, why does Nate do that?
20-something girl #1: Oh, that so wasn't what I was talking about, Nate didn't even do it!
20-something girl #2: What? How else would Aric have gotten it then? After the kitchen thing we all went to bed, didn't we?
20-something girl #1: Yes…
20-something girl #2: Wait, where did Aric sleep last night?
20-something girl #1: Um.
20-something girl #2: It was you! You hickeyed Aric! What are you, twelve?
–Sauble Beach, Ontario, Canada
- Posted on October 30, 2023
- Age and ageing, Canadia, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Questions, Relationships
Tween at fireworks display: Oh my god! We could, like, write ‘Fourth of July’ all over our legs, and that would get people to notice us!
–Evanston, Illinois
Overheard by: Sean
- Posted on October 29, 2023
- Illinois, Physical Appearance, Stupidity, Teens
Woman #1: He’s gay, do you really think he has a chance with a straight guy?
Woman #2: Look, we have more of a chance than he does and we have no chance.
–Boca Raton, Florida
Overheard by: Dawne
- Posted on October 27, 2023
- Florida, Friends, Girls, Homosexuality, Physical Appearance, Relationships
Girl on phone: I have good news and bad news! The good news is I'm not pregnant. The bad news is I need new jeans!
–San Diego, California
Overheard by: Grossed out but laughing
- Posted on October 26, 2023
- California, Clothes, Diet and Weight, Girls, Health & Hygiene, On the phone
58-year-old woman: I executed 23 successful ops in my Utopia game last night.
–Holden Beach, North Carolina
- Posted on October 25, 2023
- Internet, North Carolina, Weirdness, Women
Girl #1: Oh wow, you got so many freckles today!
Guy: Why does everyone keep saying that? Do freckles come from the sun or something?
Girl #2: Um… yeah?
Guy: I just kinda thought they showed up. Like sometimes they're here, and sometimes they're not.
Girl #1: Um, no, it's not random. Like, I ate some cheese, so now I'm freckled.
Girl #2: Or, I'm really freckled cuz I'm tired.
–Paradise Beach, Mykonos, Greece
Overheard by: Jules
- Posted on October 23, 2023
- Compare and contrast, Europe, Food, Girls, Guys, Physical Appearance, Questions, Sunbathing
