Mom whispering to little boy: Go in the water where nobody can see.
Little boy digs a hole, fills it with water, and pees.
–Vero Beach, Florida
Overheard by: Nick
- Posted on January 13, 2024
- Florida, Moms, Offers and requests, Pee
Woman #1: You really should have seen this guy's boobs, they were huge.
Woman #2: So he needed a bra?
Man #1: A bro.
Man #2 (with hands on hips, triumphantly): A manzier!
Woman #1: What he needed was some testosterone!
–Hawaii
Overheard by: Festivus for the Rest of Us
- Posted on January 7, 2024
- Clothes, Guys, Hawaii, Health & Hygiene, Physical Appearance, Questions, Rack, Size, Women
A dog is humping a newlywed’s leg.
Mother-in-Law: Oh my God, don’t move. I have to get a picture of that!
Son-in-Law: Um…
Mother-in-Law: Okay, I’ve got the camera. Hump away, Curley!
–Lake Superior
Guy #1: Wait… When are you getting circumcised, bro?
Guy #2: Tomorrow.
–Robert Moses Beach, New York
- Posted on January 7, 2024
- Guys, Health & Hygiene, New York, Questions
Tween girl: Daddy, why aren’t there ever any black people at this beach?
Dad: Well, I’m not sure, but I think they don’t care for water and the sun.
–Carolina Beach, North Carolina
Overheard by: Chad
Little girl to parents: That octopus has lots of testicles!
–Apollo Bay, Victoria, Australia
- Posted on January 5, 2024
- Animals, Australia, Body parts, Kids, Weirdness
Black kid: Damn, I lost my pants.
Mom: Word?
–Belmar, New Jersey
- Posted on January 3, 2024
- Black people, Fashion, Kids, Moms, New Jersey
Old guy on oxygen: So, how many more beers can I have??
–Sandbridge, Virginia Beach, Virginia
Overheard by: Mike
Annoyingly loud blonde: You did it in the ocean?!
–Olde Angel Inn Pub, Niagara-on-the-Lake, Canadia
