German: We’ll see the Grand Canyon, Las Vegas, and Disneyland. Then on the second day…
–Los Angeles, California
- Posted on May 16, 2023
- California, Geography, Idiots, Stupidity, Tourists
Dude #1: Yo, there are so many garbage cans here. I bet if you tried you could piss in that one from here.
Dude #2: Gross, man!
Dude #1: Okay, well, here goes!
–Coney Island, New York
Mother to son: How many times can I tell you not to touch the hobos!?
–Coney Island, New York
- Posted on May 15, 2023
- Uncategorized
Girl to boy showing a picture: This is for Valentine’s Day.
Boy: Umm… That’s really disturbing, is it a bouquet of penises?
Girl: It’s not disturbing! It’s for Valentine’s. (pause) Wait, did you just say “penises”?
–Tampa, Florida
Beach guy #1: Hurry up!
Beach guy #2: Fellas, what’s the rush? The beach only starts at two!
–Cape Town, South Africa
Woman: So, since the hurricane is coming, are they going to put up the hurricane shield?
Municipal employee: Hurricane shield?
Woman: Yes, the hurricane shield. Doesn’t the city have a shield you put up to block the wind and such from the hurricane?!
Municipal employee: Ma’am, no such thing exists.
Woman, sarcastically: Well, aren’t you guys just the most prepared beach town in America!
Municipal employee: Have a wonderful day, ma’am.
–Virginia Beach, Virginia
Overheard by: Cebastian
Petite and topless blonde: When I get my boobs done, I’m gonna like… Walk around school with my tits out all the time.
–South Beach, Miami, Florida
Overheard by: mar
- Posted on May 12, 2023
- Florida, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Physical Appearance, Rack, Weirdness, Wishes
Crazy bag lady: I’m Ozzy’s mommy!
Queer: No, you’re not! You’re a fucking gross woman who carries around used clothes and a knapsack full of tissues! Plus, Ozzy sucks!
Crazy bag lady: Fag!
–St. Petersburg, Florida
White girl: So, what are you doing in Miami?
Black guy: We’re here for the pussy.
–South Beach, Miami, Florida
- Posted on May 11, 2023
- Black people, Florida, Sex, Vagina, White people
