It’s Never Too Early to Tell Someone He Has a Small Penis

Cheesy 15‐year‐old boy: I can’t believe you were about to go up to him and say that. Ha, ha, ha.
Cheesy 15‐year‐old girl: Wouldn’t be the first time I made someone cry.
Cheesy 15‐year‐old boy: You’re a whore.

–Ocean City, New Jersey