Of All the Fluids You've Rubbed Over My Back, This One Grosses You Out?

Queer #1 reaching for sunscreen: Okay, I need someone to do my back!
Queer #2: Ewww.
Queer #1: Oh, shut up you skanky-ass, motherfucking whore!

–Cherry Grove Beach, Fire Island, New York

Overheard by: Marizzle

Posted on September 28, 2022
Body parts, Default, Gays & Lesbians, Gripes, Insults, New York, Sunbathing, Words

And Not the Exciting Kind

Little girl: What does that sign mean?
Father: That means ‘Pedestrians,’ sweetie.
Little girl: Are we pedestrians?
Father: Yes, we are.
Little girl: Oh… I thought we were Catholics.

–Beach near Amsterdam, North Holland, Netherlands

Overheard by: Daan

Posted on September 26, 2022
Dads, Default, Europe, Girls, Kids, Questions, Religion

Hope You're Studying up for Thursday's Dung-Flinging Quiz

Professor to group of girls covered in whitish goo: What happened to you?
Girl #1: Egg sac war.
Girl #2 and Girl #3: Yeah.
Professor: … Ugh.
Guy: I love this class.

–Fort DeSoto Beach, Florida

Overheard by: There’s nothing like lab in the field

Posted on September 23, 2022
Compliments, Default, Florida, Food, Girls, Guys, Students, Teachers/Professors, Violence, Weirdness

If the Potential Margin of Error Is More Than 20 Lbs, She Isn't Cute

Carnie kid: Yo, my friend over there thinks you’re cute.
Girl: Uh… okay.
Carnie kid: He wants to guess your weight.

–Coney Island, New York

Overheard by: carnie lover

Posted on September 21, 2022
Compliments, Default, Diet and Weight, Girls, Kids, New York, Physical Appearance, Weirdness

Shoulda Trimmed the Beard

Guy: Does my face smell like vagina?
Girl: I doubt it [sniffs his face]. Well, maybe a little.

–Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Posted on September 18, 2022
Default, Girls, Guys, North Carolina, Questions, Sensory Experiences, Vagina

I'm Working My Way Up to an Entire Udder

Young mother #1: I am just so pissed that I have to wait until Wednesday to find out if I’m pregnant or not. I really want to go out drinking tonight.
Young mother #2: So? I never let that hold me back.
Young mother #1: Yeah, that’s gotta be why little Eric* has a third nipple.

–Sachuest Beach, Newport, Rhode Island

Overheard by: Rebecca

Posted on September 16, 2022
Body parts, Comebacks, Default, Drinking, Gripes, Moms, Rhode Island, Time

Don't Forget to Ask Dad If He Wants a Turn Riding It

Little girl #1: Britney*, what are you doing?
Little girl #2: Building sand boobies.
Little girl #1: You know, you can turn the boobies into testicles and we can make a giant sand penis.
Little girl #2: Okay, cool.

–Biloxi, Mississippi

Overheard by: Lori Lou Who