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Tie Goes to the Hungriest

Thin little girl: Let me see it! Let me see it!
Fat little girl: No! MY dead fish!

–Lake Erie, Monroe, Michigan

Overheard by: sandra g

  • Posted on November 14, 2022
  • Animals, Default, Fat people, Food, Girls, Michigan, Offers and requests, Skinny people
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