Man outside single bathroom door: Wolf breath, what are you doing in there?
Woman, from inside bathroom: What the fuck do you think I'm doing in here? What the fuck do you do in the bathroom?
Man outside bathroom: Don't ask questions you don't want the answers to.
–Coney Island, New York
Overheard by: Lisa Mavinelli
30-something Guido to pretty girl: Hey. I hear you're looking for a stud. I've got the STD, all I need is “u.”
–Pacific Beach, California
Guy holding small boy: Well, I don't think it's funny when you do things that you don't do!
–Presque Isle, Erie, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Kat
Girl to boy: Look at the sea otters! So romantic! …touch my breasts.
–Tacoma, Washington
Loud man on cell, walking across bridge: So I just said, “I want it all! I want to see it all!”
60-year-old woman to teenage granddaughter: That's what she said.
–Balboa, California
Random guy to little boy: Hey, you have fun today?
Little boy: Yeah, sure, but I still haven't found those crabs.
–Hilo, Hawaii
Overheard by: Gwen
20-something guy, screaming to total stranger: My dick is, like, totally swollen, bro!
–Ocean City, Maryland
Overheard by: Nic
