Later, He Compared the Birth of His First Child to Eating a Shotgun

Guy #1: So, I think I’m going to ask Catherine* to marry me next weekend.
Guy #2: Where you going to get married?
Guy #1: Does a man who’s about to jump off a building worry about where they’ll bury the body?

–Bobcaygeon, Ontario, Canadia

Overheard by: Keith