Hey, Jews Are More Than a Side Dish

Hot tan girl reading specials board: Does that say tuna and Jews?
Hot pale girl: Um, no. That says “with chips.”

–Crazy Gringo, Weirs Beach, New Hampshire

Posted on September 19, 2023
Food, Girls, New Hampshire, Questions, Religion, Words

If You're Heinous, I Guarantee It

Girl #1: Do you think a guy would tell you if he had a girlfriend?
Girl #2: Yes, of course he would!

–Belmar, New Jersey

Overheard by: kate

Posted on September 17, 2023
Friends, Girls, New Jersey, Questions, Stupidity, Three is company

No, No, I Think Paranoid Jealousy is the Appropriate Reaction

Girl #1: But then I thought, ‘Why the hell would he kiss her when he has me?’
Girl #2: Uh, because of the herpes?
Girl #1: Fuck you.

–Cape May, New Jersey

Overheard by: J.Tro

Posted on September 14, 2023
Comebacks, Girls, Gripes, New Jersey, Questions, STDs

That, and the Ben Franklin Wig

Drunk white guy: Girl, I love you. You remind me of my friends from Philly!
Sober black girl: Why? Cause I'm black?
Drunk white guy: Yes. (pause) I felt you deserved an honest answer!

–Port Hueneme, California

Overheard by: honesty is the best policy

Posted on September 12, 2023
Black people, California, Compliments, Drunks, Girls, Physical Appearance, Race

The Sun God Smiles As He Rows His Boat Across the Sky

Puzzled blonde: Where did all these waves come from? Did a boat just go by or something?

–Myrtle Beach, South Carolina

Overheard by: Megan

Posted on September 6, 2023
Girls, Questions, Sensory Experiences, South Carolina, Stupidity

You Have Kids, You Mellow Out

Guy: And something else I’ve thought about: what happened to God in between the Old and New Testaments? He went from vengeful to merciful. It just doesn’t make sense.
Girl: He found God.

–Jacksonville Beach, Florida