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I Only Drink When There's Sand in My Crotch

Tween girl: I need a beer, yo. Who knows when the next time we’ll come to the beach is.

–Key Biscayne Beach, Florida

Overheard by: Kristina

  • Posted on October 1, 2023
  • Drinking, Florida, Girls, Stupidity, Teens
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