Girl on the beach: The sand is burning my feet, and I love it!
Friend: There's bird crap on my beach chair, and I love it!
–Sanibel Island, Florida
Girl on the beach: The sand is burning my feet, and I love it!
Friend: There's bird crap on my beach chair, and I love it!
–Sanibel Island, Florida
Teen to friend: Went to the Bahamas, they had conch there. I didn't eat that, it was weird. They had really good French fries in the Bahamas, though. I like all kinds of French fries… Curly fries, spicy fries… Except for steak fries, they have too much potato.
–Key Largo, Florida
Girl on drugs, rubbing random person's stomach: Your belly feels like my belly, but on someone else!
–Byron Bay, Australia
Tank-topped boardwalk guy to friend: We’re a different breed. If we were any closer to circus folk…
–Seaside Heights Boardwalk, Jersey Shore, New Jersey
Overheard by: twoferrets
Teen girl #1: Yeah, he would be cute if he had better teeth.
Teen girl #2: Or a smaller nose.
Teen girl #3: He'd be cute if he was completely different.
–Myrtle Beach, South Carolina
Old lady: I think he's a delightful young man and so is she.
–Manteo, North Carolina
Overheard by: Sarah J.
Five-year-old at the beach: This is the worst day of my life!
–Brighton, England
Blonde teen: I don't know what she's doing, pole dancing isn't even sexy.
Teen boy: It is, if you do it right!
–Ocean Beach, Fire Island, New York
Six-year-old boy, fully dressed in Lacoste: I am almost your age.
Father, fully dressed in Lacoste: You are not almost my age.
–Atlantis Resort & Casino, Bahamas
Middle-aged woman: It's a relationship.
Younger woman: It's a bumper sticker.
–Laupahoihoi, Hawaii
Overheard by: Sunny
