Black girl with southern accent: If the world ends it’s dem negro’s fault.
–Tampa, Florida
Black girl with southern accent: If the world ends it’s dem negro’s fault.
–Tampa, Florida
Black man to extremely dark black woman: Come out of the shade! Don’t you want to get tan?
–Aruba
Overheard by: Cassidy
60‐something African‐American beggar: Send a nice Jewish boy through college. Send a nice Jewish boy through college…
–Los Angeles, California
Overheard by: drsteve
Old black lady finishes pooping and flushes: Oh, thank you, Jesus! [Hums gospel tune.]
–Miami Beach, Florida
Overheard by: Lauren
Preppy white girl to black guy: You just jizzed on my arm and I don’t even know you like that yet…
–Tampa, Florida
Little black girl, as it starts to rain: It be droplin’!
–Elm Creek Beach, Minnesota
Overheard by: Life Guard
Little surfer kid pointing to large black lady: Look, a whale turd.
–New Symrna, Florida
Black thug: Look at the tits and ass on that one.
White girl to friend: I think he thinks ’cause he’s speaking gangsta I can’t hear him.
–Hamilton Beach, Ontario, Canadia
Overheard by: Steph
Black tween girl to girlfriend on cell: It’s mad hot out, you deported Dominican.
–Bergen Beach, New York
Overheard by: its not THAT hot out
Druggie hipster #1 to friend out of earshot: Hey! Hey, you! Hey! Come here!
Druggie hipster #2: Ugh, what’s her name? Come here! Hey!
Black guy passerby: Hey, white bitch!
–Coney Island, New York
Overheard by: Audra
