Black people

Black girl with southern accent: If the world ends it's dem negro's fault.

–Tampa, Florida

Black man to extremely dark black woman: Come out of the shade! Don't you want to get tan?

–Aruba

Overheard by: Cassidy

60-something African-American beggar: Send a nice Jewish boy through college. Send a nice Jewish boy through college…

–Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: drsteve

Preppy white girl to black guy: You just jizzed on my arm and I don't even know you like that yet…

–Tampa, Florida

Little surfer kid pointing to large black lady: Look, a whale turd.

–New Symrna, Florida

Black thug: Look at the tits and ass on that one.
White girl to friend: I think he thinks ’cause he’s speaking gangsta I can’t hear him.

–Hamilton Beach, Ontario, Canadia

Overheard by: Steph

Black tween girl to girlfriend on cell: It's mad hot out, you deported Dominican.

–Bergen Beach, New York

Overheard by: its not THAT hot out

Druggie hipster #1 to friend out of earshot: Hey! Hey, you! Hey! Come here!
Druggie hipster #2: Ugh, what’s her name? Come here! Hey!
Black guy passerby: Hey, white bitch!

–Coney Island, New York

Overheard by: Audra