John Merrick Works Out Obsessively

Girl #1: Look at that guy's head. It's so weirdly shaped.
Girl #2: Why does it do that at the back? Like, what's with the way it folds at the back?
Girl #1: Oooh, he has some nicely shaped biceps, though! Wow!
Girl #2: Yeah, he makes it obvious by putting his arms up like that to distract from his head.
Girl #1: He's totally doing that.
Girl #2: He's sitting there going, “hey ladies, don't look at my oddly shaped head. Look at my nicely shaped biceps instead.” (pause) Hey, that rhymed.

–Long Beach, California

Overheard by: Rachel

Posted on January 5, 2025
Body parts, California, Girls, Physical Appearance, Weirdness

Ms. Sarandon Has Some 'Splainin' to Do

60-something woman: So, you know Susan?
60-something friend: Oh gosh, yes! We've been to all her nude parties!

–Anna Maria Island, Florida

Overheard by: Too much information

Posted on January 4, 2025
Florida, Friends, Questions, Weirdness, Women

Why Bill Got Fired from His Weatherman Gig

Tourist: What a beautiful day! If it were a girl I’d take her home and eat her pussy out all night!

–Nags Head, North Carolina

Posted on January 2, 2025
Compare and contrast, Eating out, North Carolina, Tourists, Weirdness

New Yorkers Often Experience Culture Shock in New England

Four-year-old girl, dropping cracker on the floor: Oh, shit!
Mother: Um…no, honey. Not here.

–Steamship Authority Martha's Vineyard Ferry, Massachusetts

Posted on December 25, 2024
Family, Food, Massachusetts, Moms, Poop, Should've used a condom, Weirdness

Some People Collect Seashells…

Girl to two guys: Do you guys have a spare cigarette?
Guy #1: Yeah, here ya go. (gives her a cigarette)
Girl to guy #2: How about you?

–St. Kilda Beach, Melbourne, Australia

Overheard by: lorax

Posted on December 6, 2024
Australia, Girls, Guys, Offers and requests, Smoking, Weirdness

Note to Self: Steal Dog, Feed to Sharks

Lady on cell: And sushi (points at her chihuahua) stops to look for you, but I tell her you're at work and she laughs.

–Tamarama Beach, Australia

Overheard by: GGary

Posted on December 1, 2024
Animals, Australia, Ladies, On the phone, Stupidity, Weirdness

No, the Question Is Why You Have to Ask What's Wrong With Her

Girl: I’ve counted more than 70 sparkly purses on the boardwalk tonight. What’s wrong with these people?
Guy #1: Every year it’s a new beach trend.
Guy #2: You’ve counted 70 purses? The question is what’s wrong with you.

–Ocean City, Maryland

Posted on November 23, 2024
Comebacks, Girls, Gripes, Guys, Maryland, Weirdness

…I'm Writing a Letter to My Congressman.

Young 20-something guy, while texting: Is tranny spelled with one “n” or two?

–Ferry, Fire Island, New York

Posted on November 19, 2024
Guys, Homosexuality, New York, Questions, Weirdness, Words

That Depends on How Much They're Willing to Spend Marketing the DVD

Hungover girl: Ahh, I feel like shit.
Less hungover girl: Yeah, I can’t believe we did that last night.
Hungover girl: What?…What are you talking about?
Less hungover girl: Cassie…the trampoline?
Hungover girl: Oh my God! Who saw that?!

–Ramsey Beach, Minnesota

Posted on November 16, 2024
Drinking, Drunks, Feelings, Girls, History, Minnesota, Weirdness

Ooo– Are You Filled with Candy?

Fat half-naked lady, walking up to a random lady and her kid: I'm about to burst!

–Cocoa Beach, Florida

Overheard by: would not like to be there when it happens

Posted on November 15, 2024
Diet and Weight, Fat people, Florida, Kids, Strangers, Weirdness, Women

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