10-year-old boy: My mom is such a fucking slut.
–Malibu, California
Overheard by: nicole
10-year-old boy: My mom is such a fucking slut.
–Malibu, California
Overheard by: nicole
Four-year-old southerner: Dad! We should cut up a fish! We should cut up a fish and watch it bleed!
–Myrtle Beach, South Carolina
Overheard by: beach*blonde
Girl throwing rock over her head: Look, Mom! I’m going to build a jail!
–Mentor Headlands Beach, Mentor, Ohio
Overheard by: Pale Kid
Woman with three-year-old boy: Dude, you are freaking mommy out!
–Beach 6, Presque Isle, Pennsylvania
Overheard by: Kat
Random guy to little boy: Hey, you have fun today?
Little boy: Yeah, sure, but I still haven't found those crabs.
–Hilo, Hawaii
Overheard by: Gwen
Babysitter: Hey, do you want to build a sandcastle?
Kid: Yeah! These [feet buried under sand] can be our slave cabins!
Babysitter: Uh, I think it’s time we go swimming.
–Folly Beach, Charleston, South Carolina
Child: Mommy, how old are you?
Mother: I am forty.
Child: [counting on fingers] Jeez, Mommy, you’re running out of numbers.
–Myrtle Beach, South Carolina
Four-year-old girl, dropping cracker on the floor: Oh, shit!
Mother: Um…no, honey. Not here.
–Steamship Authority Martha's Vineyard Ferry, Massachusetts
Whiny little boy: Mo-ooom, it’s hot!
Mom: Stop that! Whining makes you hot.
–Isle of Palms, South Carolina
Overheard by: Laura and John
Mother: Will you please stop whining?
Small boy: Shut up, Mommy.
–Martell’s Tiki Bar, Point Pleasant Beach, New Jersey
Overheard by: Trystan
