A Threesome With Both Parents Gets You an 11

Blonde teen: On a scale from 1 to 10, how slutty am I?
Brunette teen: 10.
Blonde teen: What? Oh my god, you bitch!
Brunette: You tried to hook up with my father.
Blonde: Oh, yeah…

–Hilton Head, South Carolina

Overheard by: Erin