Frat boy to buds: Dude, strippers look a lot different once you get them home.
–Grafton Lakes State Park, New York
Frat boy to buds: Dude, strippers look a lot different once you get them home.
–Grafton Lakes State Park, New York
Little boy: Daddy, look what I found in the sand!
Father: Don’t touch it. I don’t know what it is, but don’t touch it.
–Jungle Gym, Coney Island Beach, New York
Dumb girl talking to small group of friends: Only famous people use Twitter.
–Coney Island, New York
Overheard by: Janelle
Drinking dude: He was a cool guy until he pissed in the closet.
–Long Beach, New York
Girl #1: I get so many freckles in the sun.
Girl #2: Yeah, I am so going to get cancer in 2 years. I have so much sun damage.
Girl #3: Um, actually freckles just mean that your skin is working.
–Robert Moses Beach, Long Island, New York
Overheard by: Jackie
Drag queen, dressed as a princess with a mop: Come in and have a drink! Best place around!
Straight girl: What are you cleaning?
Drag queen: Girl, it gets messy around here, can't you see? (proceeds to use mop on girl's glasses)
–Fire Island, New York
Overheard by: Cordelia
Three-year-old playing kitchen, to adults: Does anyone want a taste of my spicy vagina?
–Lake George, New York
Preppy 30-something guy: I mean, all the clubs in Europe are naked clubs now. (pause) Seriously, like, everybody’s naked!
–Indian Wells Beach, New York
Teen girl: My shorts are expanding like a tampon!
–Jones Beach, New York
