That’s a Goldfish Cracker, Sweetie

Delighted five‐year‐old: Mommy! Mommy! A fish!
Mom: What is it?
Delighted five‐year‐old: A fish! In the water!
Mom: Oh, you see a fish? Is he swimmin’?
Delighted five‐year‐old: No! He’s dead!

–Clove Lake Park, Staten Island