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Joey Proceeded to Spank Himself for Disobeying

Hyper seven-year-old: Sit!
Frazzled mother: Who are you talking to?
Hyper seven-year-old, matter-of-factly: Myself.

–Taco Bell, Deerfield Beach, Florida

Overheard by: Kiwi

  • Posted on July 6, 2022
  • Florida, Kids, Moms, Offers and requests, Questions, Weirdness, Words
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