You Still Need a Haircut

Loud gay man: Oh my gosh! Last time I saw you I was fucking your ass!

–Hillcrest, California

Overheard by: Brit-ta-nee

Posted on August 15, 2023
Ass, Awww, Gay, Backdoor, California, Homosexuality

And Started Wearing Prada Loafers

Girl #1: So…plans for tonight?
Girl #2: Yeah, actually. I'm going out with Beto. He just moved to Niterói with his boyfriend.
Girl #1: Wait. What? His *boyfriend*? So he finally came out, eh?
Girl #2: Well…he didn't come out per se. He just said, “So, this is my boyfriend, Bruno.”

–Ipanema Beach, Rio de Janeiro, Brazil

Posted on June 27, 2023
Brazil, Girls, Homosexuality, Questions, Relationships

If Gay People Disappeared, Straight People Would Miss Them

Drunk hobo to group of gay guys: That's why I love South Beach. It's gay, gay, gay!

–Lincoln Road, Florida

Overheard by: David

Posted on June 2, 2023
Awww, Gay, Drunks, Feelings, Florida, Homeless, Homosexuality, Weirdness

You Were Listening to Coldplay

Teen boy: Fucking faggots!
Queer: How can he tell I’m gay?
Lesbo: How can he tell I’m a lesbian? What, do we exude a flamboyantly-homosexual aura or something? Fuck, we’re cuddling with a member of the opposite gender, and people still know we’re gay! Damn, it’s like P.E. class all over again.

–Delta, British Columbia, Canadia

Posted on April 30, 2023
Canadia, Default, Gays & Lesbians, Guys, Homosexuality, Insults, Lesbos, Physical Appearance, Questions, Teens

Worth a Try

Jock #1: Did you see him at the party last night? I mean, what the hell?
Jock #2: Dude, he’s such a fag.
Jock #1: I heard he swallows.
Jock #2: What’s his name again?
Jock #1: Eric.

–Ocean City, Maryland

Posted on January 27, 2023
BJs, Friends, Guys, Homosexuality, Maryland, Names, Physical Appearance, Questions

You Get to Be the Girl Tonight

Random guy in middle of large group of male friends: Ah, man! And my nipples just got like so hard right now.
Friend: Dude, man! They totally did! (chorus of laughter as they walk away)

–Fort Walton Beach, Florida

Posted on January 24, 2023
Body parts, Florida, Guys, Homosexuality, Weirdness

The Same Thing Happens to Women

Trendy Asian chick: I've seen a lot of transvestites in my day, but only one with a beard.
Old, well-dressed Mexican man: He must have forgotten to shave.

–Newport Beach, California

Posted on January 15, 2023
Asian people, California, Girls, Health & Hygiene, Homosexuality, Latinos, Old folks, Physical Appearance

I'll Need a Ruler, Some Lotion, and a Box of Tissues

Girl: Check out that guy’s package.
Guy: What?
Girl: Look at the guy in the Speedo.
Guy: No.
Girl: Just look. He’s huge.
Guy: Damn. You’re right. I’m embarrassed now. And I feel a little gay. I’m going to the bathroom.

–Tobay Beach, Long Island, New York

Overheard by: Rob