Homeless

Drunk hobo to group of gay guys: That’s why I love South Beach. It’s gay, gay, gay!

–Lincoln Road, Florida

Overheard by: David

Hobo to group of girls holding a balloon: Hey! That balloon be blue. My name is blue. Gimme a dollar.

–Miami, Florida

Overheard by: Brittaney

Homeless man, frolicking in large waves: Do it again, Poseidon!!

–Ocean Beach, San Diego, California

Overheard by: Daryl

60‐something African‐American beggar: Send a nice Jewish boy through college. Send a nice Jewish boy through college…

–Los Angeles, California

Overheard by: drsteve

Hobo: Got any spare change?
Attractive girl: No, sorry.
Hobo: How about a phone number?

–Venice Beach, California

Overheard by: Amber

Hobo: Got any spare change?
Attractive girl: No, sorry.
Hobo: How about a phone number?

–Venice Beach, California

Overheard by: Amber

Hobo to another: You couldn’t pay me to live in LA.

–Venice Beach, California

Overheard by: Howard

Drunk girl to drunker boyfriend: It’s better to throw up than give up!
Hobo: Respect the pussy!

–Atlantic City, New Jersey

Overheard by: AlwaysGoodAdvice

Chick: Do you guys live here?
Guy #1: Yep, right over there.
Chick: And what about you?
Guy #2: No, I don’t live here.
Chick: Where do you live?
Guy #2: Everywhere. I’m a hobo.
Chick: No, you’re not.
Guy #2: Yes, I’m a hobo. I sleep on the beach, and I eat out of trash cans. I’m a hobo.
Chick: I want to be a hobo.

–San Diego, California

Overheard by: Supercharger

Hobo: Come on, people! How about this? Put a penny in my bucket and I’ll go back to Venice and leave you all the fuck alone!

–Santa Monica, California

Overheard by: Zoe