Homosexuality

Naked guy #1: My girlfriend thinks it's weird that you and I come here every weekend.
Naked guy #2: Why? Did you tell her Mike and Rob come too?
Naked guy #1: Nah dude, I don't want her to think we're gay.

–Sandy Hook, New Jersey

Boy #1: You know what show I like?
Boy #2: What?
Boy #1: Six Feet Under. It's great, minus all that homosexual shit.
Boy #2: Yeah, for real.

–Belmar, New Jersey

Gay guy #1: Tom has such a huge dick! I swear I was walking bow-legged for three days! I think it might become a serious thing!
Gay guy #2: I know! He has such a huge dick!

–Rehoboth Beach, Delaware

12-year-old boy to boogie boarding pal: You just did a 360! That was so awesome! We should all give you blowjobs for that! Even your brother!
Friend: Dude, you are so gay.

–Monterey Beach, New Jersey

Overheard by: Rebecca Anna Smith

Beach girl in group of people: Wait! Ellen DeGeneres is gay?! Since when?

–Long Beach, California

Overheard by: Colleen

Guy to another: I'm a man-loving man, man! Stop calling me a fag!

–Venice Beach, California

Overheard by: scrapes

Buff guy, after ordering an extra “floater” shot on top of his strawberry daiquiri: Is ordering that gay?
Friend: Not any gayer than drinking a daiquiri.

–Newport Beach, Newport, Rhode Island

Overheard by: ThoseGuys

Girl: He's a whore. He's a huge, huge, well-hung whore.

–Atlantic City, New Jersey

Guy, about his infant son’s abnormally long ass crack: Some day that one’s gonna be the toast of San Francisco.

–Sullivan’s Island, South Carolina

Overheard by: Reading Man

Little boy: If I was a girl, I would marry my cousin.

–Palm City, Florida

Overheard by: MD