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…To Go with My Cocoa Butter.

Girl to friend: Can I have some of your penis jelly?

–Ft. Lauderdale, Florida

  • Posted on July 20, 2022
  • Florida, Friends, Girls, Offers and requests, Penis, Weirdness
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