And It's Self-Licking

White girl, about black girl’s cat in her lap: I love your cat! Scratch that… I love your pussy!
Black girl: Haha! Yes, my big, black pussy is awesome!
White girl: I love to stroke your pussy. It’s so soft.
Guy: Your pussy vibrates when you touch it! [Cat jumps away and goes to the window.]Black girl: Sometimes my pussy gets lonely and likes to go stare out the window.
Guy: Damn! Everyone can see your big, black pussy from that window! Shameful!
White girl: Maybe your pussy needs some attention.
Black girl: Nah! Nobody wants a black pussy!
White girl: That ain’t true! Lots of people do!
Black girl: No! Everyone loves a white pussy! … You should bring out yours.
White girl: My pussy isn’t white… It’s brown with orange speckles.
Guy: Ew!

–Santa Cruz, California

Overheard by: Kelly

Posted on December 27, 2025
Animals, California, Friends, Vagina

Warren Buffet Could Make Me Come from Across the Room

Girl to friend: I can't tell if he's hot either, because I don't know how much money he has.

–Long Beach, New York

Overheard by: sara

Posted on December 26, 2025
Friends, Girls, Money, New York, Physical Appearance, Weirdness

The Tragic Part Is, She's Trying to Say "Gaydar"

Woman to six-year-old son and friends: Wait, so do you pronounce it “Jäger” or “gay-ger”?

–Del Mar, California

Posted on December 22, 2025
California, Friends, Kids, Moms, Questions, Stupidity, Words

A Poo-Poo Poltergeist, If You Will

Girl in bathroom stall: Eww, the pee on this seat is so bad I can't even wipe it up!
Friend: So don't sit on it.
Girl: I know, but I kinda wanted to poop…gotta do the lean, and it's gonna splash. Oh, wait, hmmmm… It's not there after all! It was a ghost poop.

–Rocks Off Concert Cruise, New York