So You Can Write It on Their Underwear, Which You Hang on Your “Wall Of Victory”

Seven‐year‐old: Dude, your sister needs hotter friends.
Friend: Well, there’s the blond one.
Seven‐year‐old: What’s her name?
Friend: I forget.
Seven‐year‐old: Dude! If they’re hot, you remember their names!

–Ocean Beach, New Jersey