…To Go with My Cocoa Butter.

Girl to friend: Can I have some of your penis jelly?

–Ft. Lauderdale, Florida

Posted on May 7, 2026
Florida, Friends, Girls, Offers and requests, Penis, Weirdness

GI Jane Gets Edited For Lifetime

American girl, looking at girl with shaved head: Oh my God, I feel soo bad for her.
American friend #1: ‘Cause she has cancer?
American friend #2: Or she’s a dyke.
American girl: Either way, it sucks!

–Herzliya Beach, Herzliya, Israel

Posted on May 4, 2026
Default, Friends, Gripes, Health & Hygiene, Homosexuality, Idiots, Middle East, Physical Appearance, Stupidity, Tourists

Miss Labia Science Couldn't Help Feeling Proud

Teenage girl to friend: Ew! You just slapped your condensation on me!

–Block Island, Rhode Island

Overheard by: diorette

Posted on May 3, 2026
Friends, Health & Hygiene, Rhode Island, Sensory Experiences, Teens

Miss Labia Science Couldn't Help Feeling Proud

Teenage girl to friend: Ew! You just slapped your condensation on me!

–Block Island, Rhode Island

Overheard by: diorette

Posted on May 3, 2026
Friends, Health & Hygiene, Rhode Island, Sensory Experiences, Teens

…Just Like Dear Abby Recommends.

Girl to friend: Fuck me up the ass, just don't tell me you love me!

–Manitowoc, Wisconsin

Posted on April 28, 2026
Ass, Backdoor, Feelings, Friends, Girls, Weirdness, Wisconsin

You Mean While You Were Out Spreading Herpes?

Girl to friend in hot-pants: What have you been doing besides looking fat in those shorts all day?

–Lake Michigan

Posted on April 18, 2026
Diet and Weight, Friends, Girls, Insults, Michigan, Physical Appearance, Questions

What? A Butt's a Butt, Right?

Dude #1, looking at girl’s butt: I’d say about a six.
Dude #2: Yeah… Out of a hundred!
Dude #1: Okay, fine. What about her… Eight?
Dude #2: Nah.
Dude #1: Well, what do you think?
Dude #2: That man’s about an eight.
Dude #1: Dude…

–Gold Coast, Australia