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And Yet You Paddle Like a White Lesbian

Inner city youth on kayak #1: You're paddling like a nigga.
Inner city youth on kayak #2: Shut up, you're black too!

–Catalina Island, California

Overheard by: DanO

  • Posted on May 13, 2026
  • California, Compare and contrast, Friends, Race, Stupidity
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