Guy standing at window: I love tit‐ass!
Guy on boardwalk: Fuck yeah!
–Virginia Beach, Virginia
Overheard by: Roomate
Guy standing at window: I love tit‐ass!
Guy on boardwalk: Fuck yeah!
–Virginia Beach, Virginia
Overheard by: Roomate
Mother to young child: Do you hear the ship, honey?
Child: No, mommy, I don’t.
Mother: Do you feel the ship moving?
Child: Yes! I feel my shit moving.
–Carnival Freedom Cruise, Caribbean Sea
Overheard by: InTheNextStall
Angry woman: You touchin’ my weave!
–Coney Island, New York
Lady in vehicle on cell: I mean, she wants to know everything, and it’s really getting annoying, I’m like “mom, Jesus Christ, hey, I took a shit today, you want to know if it floated or if it sank?”
–Tampa, Florida
Overheard by: Elise
Girl to friend: He was upset because she wouldn’t let him cum on her face!
–Wrightsville Beach, North Carolina
Boston woman in her late 50s: … And it’s not like it used to be. Jamaica Plain has become so culturally diverse… It’s so unfortunate!
Sunburned woman in her late 50s: Um. Where is that sunscreen?
–Surfside Beach, Nantucket, Massachusetts
Overheard by: KP
Mother to five‐year‐old: I don’t want to hear your shit!
–Seaside Heights, New Jersey
Overheard by: Luminesce
Boy: Man, I can’t believe she’s studying, on a Sunday! What a loser.
Girl’s voice, yelling from inside house: I can still hear you…
–Gold Coast, Australia
Cheesy 15‐year‐old boy: I can’t believe you were about to go up to him and say that. Ha, ha, ha.
Cheesy 15‐year‐old girl: Wouldn’t be the first time I made someone cry.
Cheesy 15‐year‐old boy: You’re a whore.
–Ocean City, New Jersey
