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…Chug on That.

Drunk chick on raft: Hey, Mike*, would you love Kelly* more if she did a beer funnel?
Mike*, on another raft: We're married. I don't have to love her at all.

–Rafting Down Delaware River

Overheard by: twoferrets

  • Posted on December 31, 2021
  • Delaware, Drinking, Drunks, Feelings, Girls, Guys, Marriage, Questions, Relationships
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