Attractive dad in front of giant sting ray swim tank: There will always be times in your life where you will have fear, but when you do it anyway, it makes it easier the next time. Okay, buddy?
Skinny eight‐year‐old with snot dripping down his nose: (nods)
Attractive dad: Okay, let’s go.
–Discovery Cove, Orlando, Florida
Overheard by: I was scared
