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A Dog Peed on Me When I was a Baby, and I Have Sworn Revenge

Cute toddler to friends: Whoever has a dog, raise your hand… so I can murder it!

–Belmar, New Jersey

Overheard by: Willy

  • Posted on July 3, 2022
  • Animals, Crime, New Jersey, Offers and requests, Should've used a condom, Violence
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