Dear Folks, Won Another Argument. Best Vacation Ever!

Worldly hippie: So, my goal right now is pretty much to take the time to watch the sunset every day, because, you know, there aren’t that many.
Vacationing New Yorker: What is there more of than sunsets?

–Goa, India

Overheard by: Iman

Posted on July 19, 2023
Asia, Comebacks, Default, Hippies, Sensory Experiences, Tourists

These Government Plants Are Getting More and More Believable

Serbian waiter: Card?
Tourist ordering drinks: You're going to card me!? C'mon, I left my card in the State room.
Serbian waiter: Card you? In Prague I work in bar next to high school, no I'm not going to carding! I need your payment card.

–Carnival Cruise, Ensenada, Mexico

Posted on July 14, 2023
Baristas, Drinking, Mexico, Money, Questions, Tourists

He Taught His Sons Semaphore So He'd Never Have to Walk on Sand Again

Tourist dad: Great communication, guys. Now I had to walk out here and get my feet all sandy.

–Ogunquit, Maine

Posted on June 21, 2023
Dads, Gripes, Health & Hygiene, Maine, Nature, Tourists

Take It Up with God, Lady.

Tourist: What time is high tide today?
Lifeguard: I think it's around 6:30.
Tourist: Why don't you just have it at the same time every day?

–Virginia Beach, Virginia

Posted on June 5, 2023
Lifeguards, Nature, Questions, Stupidity, Time, Tourists, Virginia

It's All Fun and Games 'Til She Calls FEMA

Boat captain: C’mon, we have to go. The tide’s coming in and the island’s gonna sink!
Gullible tourist: Okay.
(soon the tourist sees the island disappearing behind them on the horizon as the boat goes back to port)
Gullible tourist: You’re right! It’s sinking!

–Boat Tour, Hawaii

Posted on June 3, 2023
Guys, Hawaii, Lies, Stupidity, Tourists, Weirdness

No, It's Actually for Vacationers Who Need a Change of Pace

Teen tourist: Oh my God, there’s a high school over there! Wait, does that mean people actually live here? I thought it was just a tourist place. Weird.

–Aruba