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Take It Up with God, Lady.

Tourist: What time is high tide today?
Lifeguard: I think it's around 6:30.
Tourist: Why don't you just have it at the same time every day?

–Virginia Beach, Virginia

  • Posted on June 5, 2023
  • Lifeguards, Nature, Questions, Stupidity, Time, Tourists, Virginia
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