Pirates 2 Panned by Critics; Deemed Too 'Brainy,' 'Referential'

20-Something girl #1: Yeah, I fell asleep. It was a stupid movie! And that guy with the squid on his face, who was he, Medusa?
20-Something girl #2: You mean Davy Jones?
20-Something girl #1: Yeah. And I was like, what about The Monkees?
20-Something girl #2: There weren’t any monkeys.
20-Something girl #1: You’re too young to remember the Sixties. Davy Jones was in the Monkees.
20-Something girl #2: Um, Davy Jones the pirate came first. Haven’t you ever heard of Davy Jones’s locker?
20-Something girl #1: I have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about.

–Craigville Beach, Cape Cod, Massachusetts

Posted on March 7, 2025
Arts, Girls, Gripes, History, Idiots, Massachusetts, Music, Stupidity

"Figaro" Isn't Even a Real Word!

Middle-aged woman to another, watching opera-singing karaoke street performer: I dunno… I say she's retarded.

–Laguna Beach, California

Overheard by: Fixed Address Local

Posted on January 21, 2025
California, Insults, Music, Women

The Lead Singer Picked Me Up in a Bar Last Night

Teen bimbette: So I heard about this new band that just came out. The lead singer is really cute… they’re called The Doors.

–South California

Posted on December 22, 2024
About celebrities, Bimbettes, California, Girls, Idiots, Music, Physical Appearance, Stupidity

…Or Not?

Irritated mother: So, the dance is really just a DJ playing music for an hour, it's very informal.
Blonde teen: So, does that mean it's unformal?

–Huntington Beach, California

Overheard by: hahahahaha

Posted on May 1, 2024
California, Dancing, Moms, Music, Questions, Stupidity, Teens, Words

By an Angel?

Girl #1 to girl #2 at concert, after girl #2 comes back from talking to band: Are you okay? You didn't get touched, did you?

–Walton Beach, Florida

Posted on December 9, 2023
Florida, Girls, Music, Questions, Sex, Stupidity

MTV: It's Not Everybody's Cup of Teabag

Mother to father: Oh my! Jerry, say something to that old man. His testicles are hanging out of his swimsuit.
Little girl: I have testicles. They’re in my mouth. [Opens mouth]Mother: Not tonsils. Testicles!
Father: Seven, and already MTV has ruined her.

–Virginia Beach, Virginia

Overheard by: Book Reading Beach Bum

Posted on September 30, 2023
Body parts, Dads, Gripes, Kids, Moms, Music, TV, Virgin Islands, Words

Inside the Dusty Photo Album, He Could Just Make out the Letters B-E-A…

Amateur musicologist: Paul McCartney had a band before Wings?

–Phoenix, Arizona

Posted on September 11, 2023
About celebrities, Arizona, History, Idiots, Music, Stupidity

That's Australian for "I'd Do You"

Tan guy jogger listening to iPod, shouting: Happy birthday!
Fit lady jogger listening to iPod, shouting: Thanks!

–Bondi Beach, Australia

Overheard by: GGary

Posted on August 29, 2023
Age and ageing, Australia, Guys, Music, Women

How About "MC Hammer"?

Mom #1 (watching her boy): We originally chose the name Eric, but now I'm thinking we should just call him Rick.
Mom #2: But then he would be… Rick James?
Mom #1: Yes. I think it suits him better.
Little boy (running by): I'm Rick James, bitch!
Mom #1: Maybe we should just stay with Eric.

–Baker Beach, San Francisco

Posted on August 7, 2023
About celebrities, California, Insults, Moms, Music, Names, Should've used a condom, Stupidity

Here Are Your Ear Plugs

Hippie to friend: Can we go over there and absorb the energy of this band for a minute?

–Santa Cruz, California

Overheard by: Rae

Posted on March 8, 2023
California, Friends, Hippies, Music, Offers and requests, Sensory Experiences

Music