Music

Pirates 2 Panned by Critics; Deemed Too 'Brainy,' 'Referential'

20-Something girl #1: Yeah, I fell asleep. It was a stupid movie! And that guy with the squid on his face, who was he, Medusa?
20-Something girl #2: You mean Davy Jones?
20-Something girl #1: Yeah. And I was like, what about The Monkees?
20-Something girl #2: There weren’t any monkeys.
20-Something girl #1: You’re too young to remember the Sixties. Davy Jones was in the Monkees.
20-Something girl #2: Um, Davy Jones the pirate came first. Haven’t you ever heard of Davy Jones’s locker?
20-Something girl #1: I have absolutely no idea what you’re talking about.

–Craigville Beach, Cape Cod, Massachusetts

Posted on December 25, 2020
Arts, Girls, Gripes, History, Idiots, Massachusetts, Music, Stupidity

"Figaro" Isn't Even a Real Word!

Middle-aged woman to another, watching opera-singing karaoke street performer: I dunno… I say she's retarded.

–Laguna Beach, California

Overheard by: Fixed Address Local

Posted on October 23, 2020
California, Insults, Music, Women

The Lead Singer Picked Me Up in a Bar Last Night

Teen bimbette: So I heard about this new band that just came out. The lead singer is really cute… they’re called The Doors.

–South California

Posted on August 25, 2020
About celebrities, Bimbettes, California, Girls, Idiots, Music, Physical Appearance, Stupidity

…Or Not?

Irritated mother: So, the dance is really just a DJ playing music for an hour, it's very informal.
Blonde teen: So, does that mean it's unformal?

–Huntington Beach, California

Overheard by: hahahahaha

Posted on December 21, 2019
California, Dancing, Moms, Music, Questions, Stupidity, Teens, Words