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He Said He Would Love Her Always

Guy #1: No. She, like, threw the tampon.
Guy #2: At him?
Guy #1: Yeah, to turn him on.

–St. Augustine, Florida

  • Posted on January 3, 2026
  • Florida, Friends, Gossip
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