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Call Me SaladShooter!

Burger eater to another: I ate so much salad yesterday I've got lettuce confetti flying out of my butt.

–Kailua-Kona, Hawaii

Overheard by: check please!

  • Posted on February 6, 2022
  • Ass, Compare and contrast, Food, Friends, Hawaii, Sensory Experiences
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